Okay, another May the 4th, another day I missed the opportunity to write some meaningful Star Wars content. I promise I’ll get to reviewing every Star Wars movie, writing opinion pieces on aspects of the movies, and complain about how toxic the fanbase has become.
So in the interim, I hope you just enjoy this celebratory post of all things Star Wars. But yeah, I do promise to do my best to get to all my planned Star Wars content at some point. So yeah, I hope you look forward to that, and also hope you’re a sensible Star Wars fan who can accept the franchise as the children’s science-fantasy series that it is, and don’t try to hack a new Star Wars movie’s metascore because it undoes those crappy expanded universe novels from way back when.
Let’s all raise a glass of blue milk in honor of this timeless franchise about magic, space samurai and arms/hands getting lopped off.
Happy Star Wars Day, everyone! May the fourth be with you!