The Fourth of July 2022 Post

Happy Fourth of July, everybody! Here’s the customary picture of Captain America punching Hitler!

“Hell yeah!”

If only there were a follow-up panel of Cap kicking Hitler in the crotch…

The best Muppet. I mean besides Statler and Waldorf.”

I know these past few years have been a really rough time for America (and the rest of the world), and it sometimes feels like there isn’t reason to celebrate. But there is always room for hope. The spirit of America and freedom endures even when the physical America may fall short. Or something like that. I think you get what I’m trying to say.

So grab yourself some de-licious barbeque, set off some fireworks (safely, of course), and spend some quality time with friends and family. Just don’t get those really screechy fireworks that scare dogs and other animals. Come on, don’t be a jerk.

Happy America! Happy Fireworks!

And to everyone not from America: you have a super, swell day too!

Happy Fourth of July, everyone! Have fun, stay safe, and be good to each other!

The Fourth of July 2021 Post!

Happy America, everybody! And happy fireworks!

It’s been a rough few years for the US of A, and the world for that matter. Thankfully, things are starting to look a bit brighter. So why not spend some quality time with friends and family, break out the barbeque, listen to Hulk Hogan’s theme music, and (safely) set off some fireworks! But don’t be a jerk and get those really loud, screechy fireworks that terrify dogs and other animals. Be considerate!

To my fellow Americans, Happy Independence Day! And to everyone not from America: you have a great, super day as well! Let’s all have a great time!

Here’s Captain America punching Hitler!

“Hell yeah!”

Have fun! Stay safe! Be good to each other!

Happy Fourth of July!